The American Express Centurion "Black" Card Is For Losers

The much hyped Amex Black Card is for losers! I proudly hold the most precious card ever. It is not black, nor is it made of titanium but it allows me to be treated like royalty at the places I go the most. Whenever I flash this card, people look at me in awe and ask me how to get one. The truth is it is by invitation only. And I consider myself to be one the luckiest guys in the world!

Here is that special VIP card in all its glory:

The 10% discount Burger King Card!

Are you jealous?